Dee. 25. Indiana. Mom (to a toddler and currently with a plus one), nurse, writer, bad ass, and science nerd. I blog whatever I want. SPN, Star Wars, random tumblr shit, Hannibal, Destiel, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Sherlock & Doctor Who! Strap on your seat belts, kids!
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
|911:||911, What is your emergency?|
|Me:||YES, HELLO? THEY'RE RELEASING THE HOBBIT TRAILER TOMORROW.|
|911:||OH MY FUCKING GOD, MA'AM JUST STAY CALM, WE'LL GET AN AMBULANCE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. SHIT SON.|
Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship